Important Information About The Zombie Plague

They're coming for you, Barbara!

Zombies are undead humans that belong to the zombietus genus of the family Murderae. These are the most dominant ghoul species on earth. There are several species of zombies in the world. Most undead are carnivorous, but some are omnivorous. In general, there are two basic types of zombies. They are black or roof zombies and Norway or brown zombies. Both are thought to have originated in Asia and are now widely distributed throughout the world.

The Top 5 Life Lessons Taught by Soap Operas

Dante doesn't like the food at General Hospital.

When I was a kid, staying home sick from school meant watching soap operas and game shows all day. I’ve never really been an avid fan of soap operas. Unless you count that summer when I’d watch Passions before working the swing shift at Kinko’s. Hey, don’t judge me. There were zombies and witchcraft in that soap.

Justin Bieber is dead.

Zombieber.

Just kidding! Don’t flip out.

On July 4th, hackers left popup messages on youtube.com telling Bieber fans that the singer had died in a horrific accident. But don’t worry, your preteen heartthrob is still alive. iTunes was also attacked by the hackers. Read the full story on CNN’s Fortune blog.

In related news, 4chan sends Justin Bieber to North Korea.

Old Spice: Swan dive into the best night of your life.

A new Old Spice commercial was just released featuring Isaiah Mustafa of Old Spice’s now famous “I’m on a horse” commercial. I really like what they’ve done to improve and update their image. Hilarious. Tell me, do you like the smell of Old Spice?