Lindsay Reports to Jail

I miss the 2004 version of Lindsay Lohan.

TMZ (my least favorite “news” source, sorry) has just reported that Robert Shapiro has quit as Lindsay Lohan’s attorney. No word yet as to why. One of his conditions for representing Lindsay was that she complied with all court orders. I’m not sure if this had something to do with his leaving the case or not. Update: Images of Lindsay reporting to jail below.

Lindsay Lohan Dies From Fatal Overdose

Okay, not yet. But would you really be surprised if it were true?

Oh, Lindsay. You used to be such a cute kid.

Lindsay Lohan was recently sentenced to 90 days in jail then another 90 days in an inpatient rehab program for violating her probation terms for her two DUI arrests in 2007. When watching the video footage of her court sentence we can clearly see Lindsay’s shock over the stiff sentence. But is it really such a surprise? “I did do everything that I was told to do and did the best I could,” she was quoted as saying. But Lindsay, you didn’t. If you had, you wouldn’t have found yourself in this kind of predicament.